LISTEN UP KIDDIES! You do not want to miss this extravaganza – no you don’t – oh no you don’t….

Kittenpants.com presents:

The Kittenpants 7th Anniversary Party

Featuring
ANDREW W.K.
CORN MO & 357 LOVER
and other surprises
Hosted by John Freeman
April 28, 2007
Dan’s Silverleaf
103 Industrial, Denton TX
8pm
$12 (advance tickets) or $15 (day of the show) – Get ‘em now darlings, this sure to sell-out!

Celebrate seven years of online humor magazine KITTENPANTS with a one-night-only event of unprecedented rock and roll insanity. New York’s Andrew W.K. brings his unique hard rock party mayhem to Denton, TX, in
a special solo performance. The show also marks the return of local musical hero Corn Mo and his full backing band, 357 Lover.

The celebration is hosted by the infamous John Freeman of The Dooms U.K. and Dutch Treats fame, and features comedy readings from the printed Kittenpants anthology, If I Did It: What Might Have Happened Over the Last Seven Years. Expect special surprise performances and a general “Fuck Yeah!” atmosphere.

TICKETS ON SALE NOW
For advanced tickets, call Dan’s Silverleaf after 4pm at 940.320.2000. Advanced tickets are available through April 27 for
$12; admission is $15 on the day of the show.
For more information, contact Darci Ratliff.
t: 917.698.3497
e: Kittenpants@Gmail.com

About Kittenpants
Kittenpants.com has been a home for online humor since 2000, incorporating celebrity interviews, bizarre comedy and a reckless disregard for political correctness. The celebrated website features works from humor writers across the country and interviews
with well-known off-beat figures such as Bruce Campbell, David Cross, DEVO, They Might Be Giants, Dan Savage and Michael Ian Black.
www.kittenpants.com

“Party Hard” by Andrew W.K.

About Andrew W.K.
“With spastic stage kicks and kamikaze stage dives that put bandmates and fans in
imminent danger, cock rock troglodyte Andrew W.K. embodies his musical mantra of ‘we
shoot without a gun, we’ll take on anyone.’”
–Playboy

Shortening his name from Andrew Wilkes-Krier, Andrew W.K. set out at age 17 to conquer
the world with energetic music and enthusiastic performances. Even the most cynical
observer will leave his live show both exhausted and exhilarated. His focus is to create
music of great physical power and sensation, without meaning beyond “happiness” and
“pleasure” in its most pure form.

Major network television appearances include Saturday Night Live, Late Night With
Conan O’Brien, Last Call With Carson Daly, The Daily Show With Jon Stewart, CNN, Fox
Sports, Access Hollywood, Top Of The Pops, VH1, and his own show, Your Friend, Andrew
W.K., for MTV. His songs have appeared in movie soundtracks including Old School,
Jackass: The Movie and Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Moviefilm for Theaters.
Andrew W.K. lives in New York City.
http://www.andrewwk.com/

“Busey Boy” – Live on the Jimmy Kimmel Show – Corn Mo

About Corn Mo + 357 Lover
Comedian David Cross once said of Corn Mo, “He’s a good man with the heart of a
temptress and the soul of a vixen. In fact, all of the members of Vixen.”
On first sight, you might dismiss him as a goofy rock nerd, with his bleached-blond hair,
accordion in hand, a single drumstick shoved into his right shoelace, hovering above a
cymbal on the floor. But within a verse or two, you’ll come around and you, too, will be a
Corn Mo fan. After just 30 seconds on MTV’s Total Request Live, the entire studio
audience was chanting his name, and Dave Holmes proclaimed, “I’ve seen the future of
rock and roll, and his name is Corn Mo.”

Who knew Dave Holmes was so smart?

With 357 Lover, his full band, Corn Mo has all the tools he needs to bring his rock and roll fantasies to life. Moving between accordion and piano, he commands attention, and delivers thrills. Featuring former members of The Dooms U.K. and The Grown Ups, 357 Lover is a singular rock experience one cannot deny.
www.cornmo.com

“Lollipop.mp3″ by Corn Mo

“Close Your Robe” by John Freeman

About John Freeman
Art rock sensation, John Freeman, is responsible for over 15 infamous Dallas-area rock bands including The Dooms U.K., The Dutch Treats, The Meat Helmets and Duck Duck Annihilation, as well as the NYC phenomenon, The Psychos! Both charming and comical,
Freeman is a force to be reckoned with onstage, and in life.

“People of Earth, prepare to be anally raped by good old-fashioned ‘quality entertainment.” (Admiral Adolf P. Nerfcock, retired)
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